May I have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior Calimero.
He is italian, just like Vivaldi himself. Here he is appreciating authentic italian cuisine.
Expert hacker. Here he is on his way to end Google once and for all
In this ship, he has discovered America 2
He dabbed before it was cool
Will not hesitate to kill if necessary
He is a big cute
Legally allowed to drink
An expert journalist
Tony Hawk’s got nothing on him
Move over as well, Ronaldinho
He’s the strongest Final Fantasy character.
He has destroyed the Death Star with his followers
He’s very poggers
He has a boyfriend (1000% real)
Yee haw bich
Don’t mess with him
that is it i hope you enjoyed
hello mr. calimero, top of the day to you, my name is PRINCE GALLIUM ALVES from nigeria and i need your generous help to come back to my country and avenge the death of my father the KING FRANCIUM ALVES who was killed by evil revolutionary insurrectionists, i just need $ 1,000 united states dollars to cover the flight costs because all my assets were seized by GERMANIUM DONALD the bloodthirsty leader of the guerilla. can you please help me please i really want my country back. thank you good tidings.